The other day, we overheard someone say, “He’s definitely a Bro… but he’s not a BRO Bro, you know?” While we honestly had no idea what this girl was talking about, we got the overall gist of what she was saying. It was just her way of saying this guy was alright in her books. That got us to thinking… our Houston web hosting service is cheap… but not CHEAP cheap.

Why We’re Cheap…

Like your grandmother, we don’t feel like you should have to empty every last cent out of your pockets just to get a space to park your website. That’s why we’re giving you the same baseline rate as Host Gator and Go Daddy — but without all the hefty surcharges and hidden fees!

With Nuesion.net, you get: $9.99 Domain Name Registration & $9.99 Renewal Charge!

So how does that stack up to the competition? Well, GoDaddy gives you the name registration for $11.99 and charges $34.99/year for renewal — so you can save 17 percent by going with us! Similarly, you can save 33 percent by choosing us over Host Gator ($15/year name registration, $15/year renewal) and a whopping 74 percent savings over Register.com ($38 name registration, $38/year renewal).

Why We’re Not CHEAP Cheap…

However, along with low prices can sometimes come lack of quality. That’s not what we want for you at all! Like we’ve mentioned before, a cheap host is not always a good host. Sometimes you’ll find blackouts, password errors, security breaches, surprise fees, or you’ll realize that you don’t even own your domain name at all — you’re just renting!

Here at Nuesion, we assign you a Web Marketing Specialist of your very own who will keep you up-to-date with the latest trends and offer you 24/7 email and phone support. We bring you more than 10 years of web hosting experience, so you know you can count on us. We know that world-class service doesn’t have to cost so much.

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Having your own web design robot is totally neat…

He brings you coffee when you need it…

And he never cries, no matter how sad he is that your 1st choice domain name has been taken.

He’ll go through wind, sleet, snow and rain to get things done for you…

And he is always more than willing to utterly destroy your competition with his awesome robot web design skills.

A good web design robot is always full of great ideas…

And he knows just how to fix your most pressing internet problems.

He can clean up your code…

And entertain you too!

A web design robot will go over and beyond your expectations — like protecting Nana at the bank…

And he will also feed your cat while you are away on holiday.

No matter how tired a web design robot is, he will never let your server go down…

And he will be there to give you a hug on days where you’re not feeling so well.

Head to Nuesion.com for web design & get your hosting/domain registration here at Nuesion.net!

If you are looking for a web design robot, don’t hesitate to call us!

Robots are cool, aren’t they? We may be human, but we’ve assimilated all the “best practices” from our web design robot counterparts. Our robot web hosting company brings you reliable service with guaranteed 99.9% up-time and full back-end support. If you need domain name registration, we’ll handle that too. We are very accommodating, just like any well-made robot you’ll find.

Our Houston web host team offers prices as low as GoDaddy and other popular web hosting websites! In fact, we use the exact same source! Once upon a time, we ran a promotion for $9.99 hosting and we just never bumped our prices back up! Nuesion Houston hosts want to give you a simple, affordable option for your web hosting needs that does not whack you with hidden fees or nickel-and-dime charges.

Aside from that, we pledge top-notch customer service any time of the day or night. Like web design robots, we won’t stop until you are totally satisfied with our service! We pride ourselves in being the kind of people you can share YouTube videos with or call on a dull day. We thrive on daily interactions with our clients and customers who make this business all worthwhile! If you’d like a free quote on your project, don’t hesitate to reach out.

Call 1-800-870-3721 for details!

Also, be sure to visit our sister site, Nuesion.com, for all your web design needs!

We’re not xenophobic, but let’s face it: America invented the Internet. So why wouldn’t you want an American web designer and host who really understands the business? Americans lead the world in multimedia from movies to music (although, we will admit The Beatles and Def Leppard are anomalies). Rather than being part of the problem (by outsourcing your web design & web hosting), why not be part of the solution and choose a Houston web hosting outfit from the good old U-S-of-A?

Need An American Web Designer That Rules?

We are so American we sleep beneath red, white and blue sheets each night and eat our Wheaties every morning. When we were little, we dreamt of one day growing up to be Hulk Hogan or Mr. T. (We settled for Houston web hosts and designers instead.) We’re so American we live in homes with white picket fences, we drive gas-guzzling SUVs (not really), and eat apple pie for dessert. And yes, we love baseball.

So What Does All This Mean For Your Web Hosting?

When you choose an American web designer to cover your Houston web hosting, you get the following perks:

- Customer service in English!

- No spelling errors!

- No spam links!

- No design errors!

- No downtime!

- No Google penalties!

- A site that can be easily upscaled or upgraded!

- Affordable web solutions, without the headache!

Don’t Trust An Outsourced Web Firm!

Here’s the cold, hard truth about outsourcing web design, SEO and hosting: you get what you pay for! At one time, it seemed like everyone wanted a web designer from India, but these days, people are choosing the American web designer once again. Why? Because they are sick of their sites being penalized when designers take unscrupulous short-cuts and they are tired of unresponsive customer service that doesn’t understand their needs.

Get Good, Old-Fashioned American Customer Service!

In America, we do things FAST and we are all about PRODUCTIVITY. We don’t mean this in an insulting way, but if you’ve ever traveled (even to Europe), you realize that people elsewhere around the world are on a more relaxed time schedule. Don’t get us wrong — we often yearn for the extended French summer vacations and the Spanish siestas come noontime — but we also understand that some needs just can’t wait! What if you saw your website was coming up with errors or you needed a content update right away and your outsourced team was away on some mysterious holiday? An American web designer and host will be there for you, ready to make adjustments when and how you need it.

Get Yerself A Cowboy Web Host From The Wild, Wild West…

Don’t settle for less just to save a buck or two. Wouldn’t you just rather get the job done right the first time? Our American web designers are so American we drive pick-up trucks and listen to “You’re A Grand Old Flag” on repeat — and not just on the Fourth of July. We believe in values like hard-work, “the customer is always right,” and freedom. We also believe that these truths are self-evident: Life, Liberty, The Pursuit of Happiness… and Guaranteed Uptime.

Call 1-800-870-3721.

Nuesion.net offers hosting and domains to launch your site!

Are you looking for reliable Houston web hosting for your new WordPress site or blog? It can be confusing to know what really differentiates the various service providers at first, so we’re here to shed a little light on what is most important when it boils down to making the final decision.

Bandwidth is even more important than storage space because it controls how much web traffic a site can hold and how fast the website runs. If you do not find a good Houston web hosting company, you could end up with a site that crashes when too many people visit your page at one time. It is very important not to low-ball bandwidth. Providers may offer anything from 200 GB to 6,000 GB of bandwidth. To discover how much you might need, try multiplying the “total visits per day” x “page views per visit” x “average page size” x 30 (days per month).

If your website is down, rest assured it is not only hurting your web traffic, but your search engine ranking too. The industry standard is 99.9% uptime, with an average of 8  hours in down-time per year. Do not settle for a Houston web  hosting provider who has hour-long discrepancies in service. You can test your provider by using a downtime tracking service  www.pingdom.com, which costs $9.99 per month but is totally worth it — at least in the beginning.

Look for the industry standard of 128-bit SSL certificate encryption for all data transfers. You’ll also want a Secure File Transfer Protocol (SFTP).

For more information on Nuesion’s Houston web hosting, call 1-800-870-3721.

Why Choose A Zombie Web Designer?

You’re the type of person who is sick to death of all the humdrum websites out there. Everyone has such a predictable, boring website. Why not choose an undead team of creative powerhouses to create a fresh site that offers clear navigation, but who can entertain as well? When we zombies aren’t designing killer sites, setting up domain names and hosting, or creating infographics, we’re watching videos on YouTube and practicing our dance moves.

In a nutshell, there are few things more entertaining than a Zombie Web Designer. If you live in the Houston area, we’d love for you to come down and hide out from the Zombie Apocalypse with us. After all, you wouldn’t want to get rolled by Woody Harrelson or Jesse Eisenberg. (It’s a brutal world out there!)

A Zombie Web Designer also works for a very affordable price! In South Africa, it was believed that witches could possess zombies to do slave labor — things like build rail lines, dig ditches, or write code for websites. We’re zombies in that vein of thought. We do require a little bit of money so we can afford a steady supply of brains, but all in all, you’ll find our prices to be pretty groovy.

A Zombie Web Designer Is A Worry-Free Investment.

As you know, zombies are undead… the always have been and they always will be. You don’t have to worry about our company croaking, pushing up daisies, and sitting six feet under ground, while you wonder why your site went down suddenly or how you will update your blog next. Also, your Zombie Web Designer will kindly design everything in WordPress, so it’ll be very easy for you to update yourself. Should you need anything at all, you can contact your Zombie Web Designer team for instant answers.

Want to talk zombies with us?

Need to reanimate your business with a frighteningly good page or new domain name?

Call 1-800-870-3721.

Chances are, you have at least one friend who is a total loser, but you keep them around to make yourself feel better about your own life. This person complains about everything, but doesn’t have the balls to change anything. He believes that the world conspires against him and that some unknown force causes him to spill coffee on his fresh white shirt, makes his girlfriend cheat on him with the guy in his neighboring cubicle, and compelled traffic to come to a complete standstill and make him late for his own grandmother’s funeral. Losers can never go anywhere in life because they refuse to set standards for themselves or take action to improve their lot in life.

Most of the people you know probably fall into the Amateurs category. They are fine, well-meaning people who are relatively educated and industrious. They probably cheated on a few tests, graduated from college and never read a book again. They are content and smug with their beliefs and don’t bother to take the next step because they are making enough money to buy big-screen TVs and craft beer. On occasion, they make terrible blunders and apologize profusely to whoever they’ve offended, but they try to abide by a policy of “live and learn.”

Then, there are total Badasses. These people are far and few between, but when you find one, you can’t help but be utterly captivated! Badasses don’t concern themselves with rules or norms: they’re too busy exceeding any mortal being’s expectations to care. Badasses tell it like it is — nothing more and nothing less. Badasses exude confidence and power at all times. Badasses are always striving to be the best and improve themselves, even though they are clearly untouchable. Badasses have an abundance of skills like karate, archery, computer programming, playing instruments, and persuading others to do their bidding. Badasses guard their time ferociously. Badasses hit their mark every time — without even looking.

Here at Nuesion, we have a strict policy of only hiring badasses. So if you are looking for a badass Houston designer, we assure you: this is the right place to find one!

What Does Being A Badass Houston Designer Mean?

We don’t just deploy web apps: we roundhouse kick them into the server.

Our code never needs to be optimized: it’s so fast it broke the speed of light.

We don’t write code: we stare at the screen until we get the website we want.

Our code runs faster when we watch it.

We can’t test for equality because we have no equal.

We burst the dot-com bubble.

We don’t use web standards: the web conforms to us.

We don’t bug hunt: we bug terminate.

Plugins don’t crash until we’re finished delivering a series of roundhouse kicks.

How To Get A Badass Houston Designer To Work With You

Working with a badass Houston designer is not as difficult as it may seem. Just call 1-800-870-3721 and ask us about Houston web design, hosting, domain registration and other services our resident badasses offer. We pack a serious design punch for companies big and small, whether they are in Houston or anywhere else in the U.S. of A.

 NUESION: the only badass Houston designers that may be as badass as Chuck Norris!

What Is A Houston Internet Ninja?

According to the Urban Dictionary…

Ninja invented the Internet (sorry, Al Gore). A Houston Internet Ninja knows every nook and cranny of the Internet too.

Ninja train for 20 hours a day. A Houston Internet Ninja works tirelessly to make your website a success.

Ninja fight skillfully with any object. A Houston Internet Ninja can transform a mouse, day planner, or cushy stress relief ball into a deadly weapon. Don’t try us!

Ninja can remove their shadow if needed. A Houston Internet Ninja will reveal himself to you for a small fee.

Ninja don’t eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom. A Houston Internet Ninja will never make you wait excessively for your design.

So how does all this help you with your web design project?

To summarize… our Houston Internet Ninja know the world of web design inside and out. (After all, we invented the Internet, remember?)

We work swiftly and tirelessly to ensure that your business website is professionally designed, easy to navigate, and running efficiently 24/7.

We don’t cost very much either, which makes us quite possibly one of the Internet’s best-kept secrets.

We can also keep a vigilant eye on your enemies. If they start to creep up on you, we’ll give them a swift karate kick to the….!!! (What we really mean is that we’ll make sure YOUR site is equipped with all the latest weaponry to compete.)

We can’t promise that we’ll be this bad-ass…

… But we’ll try!

Why Are Web Designers So Weird?

You can blame our love for movies like “Beverly Hills Ninja,” “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” “The Octagon” and “You Only Live Twice.” You can also blame the fact that we spend so much time staring at the computer screen, trapped in our cubicles and cut off from humanity. Or you could just say it’s part of the creative juice that makes us so good at what we do! At any rate, why have a boring dime-a-dozen Houston web designer when you can have a Houston Internet Ninja? You deserve the best!

You may not understand how the Houston Internet Ninja work or what they do, but you will see the beneficial results. Your website will be an unbeatable force with a badass domain name, hosting that cannot be stopped, and web design that leaps out of the shadows to work its magic on unsuspecting consumers. Call 1-800-870-3721 to learn how we can work our Houston Internet Ninja magic for your company!

Many people consider Houston hosting to be some ancillary thing that is required just to make a website live. However, we know Houston hosting is really about one thing: SECURITY. The Houston host you hire is like a gatekeeper who prevents intruders from hacking into your site and who works behind-the-scenes to make sure your website stays up and running 24/7. Here are some lessons we learned from our own experiences…

Houston Hosting Wasn’t Always A Picnic…

We’ll be honest. Once upon a time, we chose our first website host based on price. We found the user control panel to be clumsy, awkward and difficult to navigate. When you factor in how much time we probably wasted in navigating the dashboard, we probably actually ended up spending much more time than had we just found a more user-friendly Houston host in the first place — even if it did cost us $5 or $10 extra.

You Don’t Want A Houston Host Like Captain Francesco Schettino!

Another point to consider is customer service. Houston hosting is a bit like sailing a ship. When the waters are calm, it’s smooth sailing. Yet, you want a captain who can sail you through choppy waters as well. We couldn’t believe the story about Concordia Captain Francesco Schettino who jumped ship when the cruise he was piloting hit the rocks and sunk!

We had a similar experience with our second Houston host (albeit a much drier experience.) This Houston host offered a much better layout for navigation and they seemed fairly responsive to us. All was right again! Well, that is until some guy filed a bogus spam complaint against one of the sites our Houston host managed… causing the rank of our site to drop as well. Lo and behold, our Houston host had buried his head in crisis mode and we could do nothing but sit tight for several days until we found a new internet service provider.

The Bottom Line

At the end of the day, reliability, usability and customer service are most important in choosing a Houston host. Often times, we live and learn, but we’d like to save you the trouble if possible! We wound up doing the research and starting our own Houston hosting company to fill a perceived void. We wanted to provide the excellent level of customer service and diligence that we had been denied when we were first getting started. It’s sort of like a parent who says, “I want to be the father I never had.”

Call 1-800-870-3721 for Houston hosting, domain names, web design or general inquiries.

Remember when eBay’s site crashed for 22 hours? Their stock plummeted 30 points overnight and they lost $3-$5 Million in revenue. For some customers, there was no making up for what had happened. Yet, company executives had their personnel call every one of the half a million users to apologize. Imagine what a monumental undertaking that must have been! Needless to say, you need a Houston host you can trust — someone who is in this boat, sink or swim. Here at Nuesion, we are a full-service B2B company who can cover your domain and Houston hosting needs. We work with the same provider GoDaddy.com uses, but we don’t charge all the overhead. Our philosophy as a small firm is that your business is our business and we’re going to work tirelessly to make both succeed.

Top 5 Expectations For Your Houston Host:

1. A Houston host should provide an affordable SSL certificate and implement it without hassle.

2. A Houston host should offer installation of an e-commerce web application, should you need one.

3. A Houston host should be able to track your site’s analytics like web traffic.

4. A Houston host should offer a higher level of security if you are doing e-commerce.

5. A Houston host should provide scalability, allowing you to upgrade and expand if necessary.

Responsiveness Is One Of Our Core Values.

Are you having a bad day? Do you need someone to talk to? Have an incredibly stupid question about domains or web hosting? Our friendly team is standing by to cheer you up! We’re great at troubleshooting and addressing customer concerns in a jiffy… even if you’re just wondering how you’ll get the coffee stain out of your crisp white shirt. (It’s white vinegar and warm water!) We’re also YouTube video junkies, so if you ever want to stop down to our office and have a few laughs with us, we’d love to show you a few of our favorite clips. What we’re saying is this: we’re more than just a Houston host. We’re a friend you can count on.

Contact Us About Houston Hosting Services Today!

We don’t even mind if you’re one of those needy friends who wants to email (info@nuesion.com), call (1-800-870-3271), online chat (www.nuesion.com), Skype, text (713-357-9619), tweet (Twitter) and FB (Facebook) us.